UDE does it again!

Well, UDE has just made some new crazy cards which apparently some of the participants in the World Championship 2007 got. Not sure exactly who, but hey, not my place to say anything anyway. They are all none official duel playable, so don't get any big ideas of using them in the tournament, but hey. Slight note before you see them, these are all complimentary of Shriek's website, http://shriektcg.twoday.net/ This link even gives you the pictures to them, so why not take a look see? Meanwhile, here are the effects.

WCPS-EN700
Get Your Game on!
Continuous Spell Card
You can only play this card if you were present at the 2007 Yu-Gi-Oh! TRADING CARD GAME World Championship. The ATK of all your "Elemental Hero" and "Neo-Spacian" monsters on the field is doubled.

Hmmmm, 3800 Atk Blume?? Even a 1800 Ground mole sounds too imbalance. Then of course you have 3600 atk imbalance airman, 5k attack Neos that you can just oversoul and sp summon, 6k atk Chaos Neos, simply crazy. Its not even base attack, just think of Shining Flame Wingman? Phew, like, 6k+ at least of crazy attacking power? I know a certain dog will be happy if this thing ever hit real playing status.

WCPS-EN701
Chimaera, The Master of Beasts
LIGHT/Beast - Effect/9/3000/3000
This card cannot be special Summoned. This card must be Tribute Summoned by Tributing 3 Beast-Type monsters on your side of the field. If this card attacks your opponent's Life Points directly and makes them 0, the controller of this card wins the Match.
Ultra Rare

WCPS-EN702
Emperor of Lightning
LIGHT/Thunder - Effect/8/2600/2600
This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card must be Tribute Summoned by Tributing 3 Thunder-Type monsters on your side of the field. If this card attacks your opponent's Life Points directly and makes them 0, the controller of this card wins the Match.
Ultra Rare

WCPS-AE703
Testament of the Arcane Lords
LIGHT/Spellcaster - Effect/10/3000/3000
This card cannot be special Summoned. This card must be Tribute Summoned by Tributing 3 Spellcaster-Type monsters on your side of the field. If this card attacks your opponent's Life Points directly and makes them 0, the controller of this card wins the Match.
Super Rare

Yupz, Just like you guys see it, 3 victory dragon wannabees. They have an even bigger attack, 3k, making it easier for the win. Not only that, the first one is of course the most crazy one, as its a beast type. Just think Flying squirrel, Rescue cat, simply too many easy ways to get 3 beasts on the field. Quite crazy IMO, but hey. Non official duel playable, so who am I to complain? Except.....

WHY NO MACHINE TYPE!?!?!?!